Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.75 from: 8 votes

The flu gets a Chuck Norris shot once a year

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.92 from: 12 votes

When Chuck Norris slice onions, the onions cry

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.8 from: 5 votes

When Chuck Norris steps on the Lego, the Lego cries

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.53 from: 17 votes

During skydiving, Chuck Norris' parachute failed to open. The next day, he took it back for a refund.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.36 from: 11 votes