Comebacks

Latest Best Funny Comebacks

You are so fake that even China denied they made you

This comeback is rated: 3.29 from: 17 votes

"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine

This comeback is rated: 3.12 from: 17 votes

"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework

This comeback is rated: 3 from: 22 votes

"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money

This comeback is rated: 3.14 from: 22 votes

"Guy": So do you wanna date? "Girl": Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

This comeback is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?

This comeback is rated: 2.5 from: 12 votes

You don't go out much, do you?

This comeback is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes