Latest Best Funny Comebacks

I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.

Stop crying like a little girl, give your sister her bra back, and man up a little bit.

Of course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.

You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.

You will never find someone like me!!
That's the point!

He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't

You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.