Comebacks

Top 10 Best Funny Comebacks

You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.

This comeback is rated: 3.95 from: 22 votes

It is a good act, Oscar material.

This comeback is rated: 3.63 from: 19 votes

If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.

This comeback is rated: 3.52 from: 21 votes

"Guy": Can I buy you a drink? "Girl": I’d rather have the money

This comeback is rated: 2.96 from: 26 votes

I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.

This comeback is rated: 2.54 from: 13 votes

You are so fake that even China denied they made you

This comeback is rated: 3.3 from: 20 votes

You can stand in a river and complain there is not enough water.

This comeback is rated: 3.17 from: 18 votes

Just don't let that extra chromosome get you down.

This comeback is rated: 4 from: 17 votes

"Student": Would you punish me for something I didn’t do? "Instructor": Definitely not. "Student": Good, because I haven't done my homework

This comeback is rated: 2.91 from: 23 votes

What are you waiting for?
I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.

This comeback is rated: 2.91 from: 11 votes