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You are not even beneath my contempt.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.71 from: 17 votes

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.85 from: 13 votes

What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.7 from: 20 votes

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.48 from: 21 votes

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.62 from: 26 votes

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.36 from: 25 votes

Is your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes