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You are not even beneath my contempt.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.22 from: 9 votes

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.7 from: 10 votes

What pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.77 from: 13 votes

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 12 votes

If God is your co-pilot - swap seats.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.14 from: 14 votes

How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.44 from: 18 votes

Is your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!

This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votes