One Liners

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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.94 from: 33 votes

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 28 votes

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.76 from: 29 votes

42 percent of statistics are made up!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.88 from: 24 votes

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.43 from: 28 votes

Constipated people don't give a crap.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.84 from: 32 votes

I'm as bored as a slut on her period.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.43 from: 21 votes