One Liners

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Never trust a dog to watch your food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.64 from: 22 votes

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.06 from: 17 votes

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 18 votes

42 percent of statistics are made up!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.31 from: 16 votes

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.38 from: 21 votes

Constipated people don't give a crap.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.64 from: 14 votes

I'm as bored as a slut on her period.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.53 from: 15 votes