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Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

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If you are here - who is running hell?

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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A procrastinator's work is never done.

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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2.

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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I didn't know angels could fly so low.

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