Funny One Liners
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.35 from: 17 votesYou are not even beneath my contempt.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.54 from: 13 votesYou don't sweat much for a fat chick.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.92 from: 12 votesWhat pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.94 from: 17 votesOut of my mind. Back in five minutes.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.81 from: 16 votesHow do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.3 from: 23 votesIs your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!
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