Funny One Liners
I'm as bored as a slut on her period.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.32 from: 22 votesYou are not even beneath my contempt.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.53 from: 19 votesYou don't sweat much for a fat chick.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.71 from: 14 votesWhat pants do ghosts wear? BOO jeans.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.13 from: 23 votesOut of my mind. Back in five minutes.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.58 from: 24 votesHow do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.37 from: 27 votesIs your name Summer? 'Coz you're HOT!
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