One Liners

Funny One Liners

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.95 from: 22 votes

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.79 from: 28 votes

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.96 from: 25 votes

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.56 from: 25 votes

42 percent of statistics are made up!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.78 from: 23 votes

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.44 from: 27 votes

Constipated people don't give a crap.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.84 from: 32 votes