One Liners

Funny One Liners

What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.09 from: 23 votes

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.88 from: 34 votes

Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 28 votes

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.76 from: 29 votes

42 percent of statistics are made up!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.88 from: 24 votes

Did Noah include termites on the ark?

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.43 from: 28 votes

Constipated people don't give a crap.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.84 from: 32 votes