All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doese't battle he just allows you to lose

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.38 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat Food just uses his body for protection

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 1.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't age He levels up

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't always eat out, but when he does He prefers your mother

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't battle he just allows you to lose

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 1 votes