All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago death just hasent bulit up the guts to tell him

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, but death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.3 from: 10 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris died this morning, but he's fine now

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.91 from: 11 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris discovered how to make his penis 10 foot long He folded it in half

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 5 from: 1 votes