All One Liners and Comebacks

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't do cocain, cocain does Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't dress up for Halloween, he's scary enough

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.13 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet; he scares the shit out of it

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't get frost bite He bites frost

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming water just choses to be around him

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't have seamen He has the Navy Seals

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votes

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris doesn't kill time Time kills itself for Chuck Norris

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 2 votes