All One Liners and Comebacks

Al Bundy

I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votes

Al Bundy

Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.93 from: 15 votes

Al Bundy

Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.15 from: 13 votes