Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning

When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the whole economy

When Chuck Norris plays zombies, he isnt trying to survive the zombies are

Chuck Norris once made a model moon for a science project. We know it as the Death Star

Chuck Norris entered American Idol and won the X Factor