Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votesFacebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalized, because Chuck Norris poked him
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.75 from: 8 votesWhen Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votesChuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.92 from: 12 votesChuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.3 from: 10 votesChuck Norris doesn't go Live. Live goes Chuck Norris
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.44 from: 9 votesChuck Norris never dials the wrong telephone number, you pick up the wrong phone.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 6 votes