Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they give him the information he needs

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4 from: 3 votes

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalized, because Chuck Norris poked him

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire

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Chuck Norris can order a Big Mac at Burger King

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.82 from: 11 votes

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.22 from: 9 votes

Chuck Norris doesn't go Live. Live goes Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris never dials the wrong telephone number, you pick up the wrong phone.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 5 votes