Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votesChuck Norris finished World of Warcraft
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votesChuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votesChuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... At night!
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.07 from: 15 votesChuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence twice
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votesChuck Norris doesn't have seamen He has the Navy Seals
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votesThe moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votes