Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... At night!
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence twice
Chuck Norris doesn't have seamen He has the Navy Seals
The moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection