Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... At night!

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.93 from: 14 votes

Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence twice

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.14 from: 7 votes

Chuck Norris doesn't have seamen He has the Navy Seals

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes

The moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 3 votes