Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn. He dares his grass to grow.

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.33 from: 9 votes

Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.88 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass... At night!

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.07 from: 15 votes

Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence twice

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris doesn't have seamen He has the Navy Seals

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.83 from: 6 votes

The moon is part of Chuck Norris's rock collection

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votes