Chuck Norris Funny Jokes
When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votesChuck Norris can build a snowman from sand
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votesDuring the zombie apocalypse Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive, the zombies do
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votesChuck Norris can slam a revolving door
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votesWhen Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votesWhen you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votesChuck Norris can compile syntax errors
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes