Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings

Chuck Norris can build a snowman from sand

During the zombie apocalypse Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive, the zombies do

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears

When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind

Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors