Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris can build a snowman from sand

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During the zombie apocalypse Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive, the zombies do

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears

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When you swing an axe at Chuck Norriss' neck, he doesn't lose his head, you've lost your mind

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Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.2 from: 5 votes