Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When Chuck Norris comes to your house, you're the guest

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

Chuck Norris can win in a staring competition with the sun

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votes

Death once had a near-Chuck experience

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes

If a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.4 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions

This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes