When Chuck Norris comes to your house, you're the guest
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votesYou might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 2.75 from: 8 votesChuck Norris can win in a staring competition with the sun
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.05 from: 19 votesDeath once had a near-Chuck experience
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.22 from: 9 votesIf a room has 1,242 objects, Chuck Norris can use them all to kill you, including the room itself
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 4.57 from: 7 votesChuck Norris can divide by zero
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votesChuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
This Chuck Norris Joke is rated: 3.13 from: 8 votes