Best Funny Comebacks

"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine

Learn from your parents mistake and use birth control.

Of course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.

Sorry I'm having a headache on Saturday night!

Heard you turn your hand around so it feels like someone else is doing it.

You don't go out much, do you?

"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?