Best Funny Comebacks

"Guy": Your place or mine? "Girl": Both. You go to yours and I will go to mine

This comeback is rated: 3.12 from: 17 votes

Learn from your parents mistake and use birth control.

This comeback is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes

Of course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.

This comeback is rated: 2.69 from: 16 votes

Sorry I'm having a headache on Saturday night!

This comeback is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Heard you turn your hand around so it feels like someone else is doing it.

This comeback is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

You don't go out much, do you?

This comeback is rated: 2.57 from: 7 votes

"Instructor": Why are you talking during my lesson? "Student": Why are you teaching during my conversation?

This comeback is rated: 2.5 from: 12 votes