Comebacks

Best Funny Comebacks

I wouldn't have done it had I knew we were gonna downgrade from losers to desperate.

This comeback is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

That's like testing the water depth with both feet.

This comeback is rated: 2.78 from: 9 votes

He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't

This comeback is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.

This comeback is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"

This comeback is rated: 3.43 from: 7 votes

No one would care if you got hit by a train

This comeback is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes

Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!

This comeback is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votes