Best Funny Comebacks

I wouldn't have done it had I knew we were gonna downgrade from losers to desperate.

That's like testing the water depth with both feet.

He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't

I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.

When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"

No one would care if you got hit by a train

Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!