Comebacks

Best Funny Comebacks

I wouldn't have done it had I knew we were gonna downgrade from losers to desperate.

This comeback is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

That's like testing the water depth with both feet.

This comeback is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes

He would complain that it is not fair that the stove has fire and he doesn't

This comeback is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.

This comeback is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

When they ask who their dad is, you can play "Wheel of Father"

This comeback is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votes

No one would care if you got hit by a train

This comeback is rated: 2 from: 3 votes

Plastic surgery can fix my ugliness... but your stupidity is foreverrr!

This comeback is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes