Chuck Norris

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When Chuck Norris left his home for college, he told his dad "you are the man of the house now."

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Anything Chuck Norris drives is automatically classified Monster Truck

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Chuck Norris doesn't make chocolate milk he tells the cow to

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Chuck norris doesn't worry about high diesel prices. His diesel runs on fear

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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird

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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never f*cks up

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You have lost your mind before you hit. Chuck Norris you have lost your life after you hit Chuck Norris

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