Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When Chuck Norris plays zombies, he isnt trying to survive the zombies are

When Chuck Norris plays zombies at transit, the zombies get on the bus and leave!

When Chuck Norris plays monopoly, it affects the whole economy

When Chuck Norris is late for school the teacher gives all the other students detention for being early

When Chuck Norris has sex he calls out his own name

When Chuck Norris gets bored, he tells himself jokes he's never heard before

When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris