Latest Chuck Norris Funny Jokes

When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris' cell phone rings

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

When Moses parted the Red Sea, it revealed Chuck Norris banging a mermaid

When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"

When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire

When Chuck Norris uses a computer, he uses a real mouse