Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
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Much like the hair on your legs, I need the help of a trained professional
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What do women and dog doody have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pickup
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The first dumbest move had to be when I answered your phone call the day after we had sex
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