Married With Children One Liners & Quotes
Al Bundy
Well unlike sex with you Peg, this is important to me
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 4 votesAl Bundy
Let me tell you something about sharing: don't do it. Nothing good ever comes of sharing. Your mother and I shared a bed and nothing good came out of it
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
We were going through the woods without suspecting anything when suddenly something big and cruel came out of a bush. I thought it was you Peg but it didn't want my wallet!
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.71 from: 7 votesAl Bundy
Time sure flies when you're married and have no life
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votesAl Bundy
The man won more Super Bowls than I've had good days
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votesAl Bundy
Peg, I'm not wasting my money like I wasted my youth.. On you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes