Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.5 from: 6 votes

Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Here you wear the bag, but in bed....

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Marcie, let me explain something to you, *Chicken Sound* "Buck buck buck buck buck buck buck"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.75 from: 12 votes

Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes

If my wife left me, I'd be dancing on the deck of the good ship hooter-pop, with a smile on my face and my face on a smile

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes