Funny One Liners

Speed of light is 299,792 KM/second... So what's the speed of dark?

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes

Apparently someone in Texas gets stabbed every 2 minutes.... Poor guy!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

I lost my virginity while playing online games.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

I don't have a solution, I just love the problem.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

Plenty of cry babies in here... It's like being in the same room with 10 ex-girlfriends.

This One-liner joke is rated: 1.75 from: 4 votes

Knowledge is power. Information that no one else possess is dominance.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

Calm down, it is called sarcasm!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes