Funny One Liners

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde? You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball

Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it