Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes
It feels strange! A hybrid emotion consisting of awkwardness and sickness, topped off with an erection
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 2 votes
If you want it badly, do it yourself. Get your hands dirty!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2 from: 1 votes
I would rather be violently murdered in my sleep than going out with you!
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 6 votes
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.33 from: 12 votes
Truth is like poetry, no one likes to hear it.
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Be assured no one is gonna try to marry you or have sex with you. You're not even a drunken 5!
This comeback is rated: 2.69 from: 13 votes