Makeup tip: You are not a clown nor in the circus.
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You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?
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Calm down, it is called sarcasm!
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Why is the winner of Miss Universe always from Planet Earth?
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I will join the gym the day I learn how to fly. Just so I can fly higher than my friends.
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All I want for Christmas is.... Nutella.
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The ultimate reason for going to gym is to eat more junk food
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