I adore purchasing lavish items, and subsequently not use them, just to irritate the poor unfortunate ones.
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Just another preeminent expert at massacring hopes and dreams
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Not quite certain which is more serene and peaceful anymore. My PMSing girlfriend or the people around here.
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I've been informed that my instructions suck
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No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
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I'll have to live with the regret of making an offer I will not actually be extending.
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Underestimating your enemy is the first sign of losing.
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