Worst thing you can do is hire a prostitute and then fail to get it up.
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What are you waiting for?
I was waiting for the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ. Already have thousands of acres of water ready to be turned into wine. But now that I have given up, I'm ready to settle down, and become a burden on some foreign government.
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Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
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I wouldn't have done it had I knew we were gonna downgrade from losers to desperate.
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That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
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No one would care if you got hit by a train
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And the cry-baby-iets award goes to YOU. Enclosed with the shiny award is a step by step manual on how to man up and cease being mad.
This comeback is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes