Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.17 from: 6 votes

You know I never danced unless it was gonna get some sex for me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.2 from: 5 votes

Six bucks is too much money to spend on any woman

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.77 from: 13 votes

Insurance is like marriage. You pay and pay but you never get anything back

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.06 from: 16 votes

If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2 from: 5 votes

It's bad enough that I know we're married, do we have to let the whole world know?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.29 from: 7 votes

That 8 track is to today's stereos what a girlfriend is to a wife. An earlier better version

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes