What could be bigger than your mother?
Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime
Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal
Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!