Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

What could be bigger than your mother?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.5 from: 4 votes

Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.83 from: 6 votes

I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.91 from: 11 votes

Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.11 from: 9 votes

Divorce our wives and move to Saudi Arabia so we can both marry Crystal

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.29 from: 7 votes

Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votes

Guys, I'm just happy for both of you. What say we celebrate by you getting the hell our of here, and me watching my TV!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votes