Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

We've been married for 17 years now, can't we just be friends?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3 from: 15 votes

Don't let these slits on my wrists fool you

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.6 from: 10 votes

Ahhh, Home Sweet Hell

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.82 from: 11 votes

If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.23 from: 13 votes

I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.88 from: 8 votes

Why would I say I was in love with her if I ever had sex with her?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.61 from: 28 votes

So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.25 from: 4 votes