Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Don't worry Peg, your time will come when they start couch pooling

So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand

Try the moon, you'll weight less there

Mud wrestling is a sport

Synchronized swimming is not a sport

It is ok to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes

It is wrong to be French