Al Bundy

Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken

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It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men

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You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt

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That's because I don't love you like a son Bud

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Women's Golf is not a sport

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A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"

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My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world

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