Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

If you're a cop, I don't talk to the law, I don't listen to the law, I don't watch LA law

Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?

That hurts Peg. Not as much as seeing you first thing in the morning, but it hurts.

Unlike sex with you, this is important to me

A woman comes into the mall today, so huge she's protected by Greenpeace and asks for a size 4 shoe. So I asked her if she wants to eat them there or takes them home

Oh no Peg, it won't kill me, that's your job

Not everyone can move to a mountain, some are married to one