Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Here you wear the bag, but in bed....

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 24 votes

I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.67 from: 6 votes

You two are the best kids any father accidentally ever had

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes

Real men don't write letters

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.4 from: 10 votes

Peg, how do you think of those and defy gravity at the same time?

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 3 votes

Now when your mom wakes up, and she will, cause she knows I hate that

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.09 from: 11 votes