Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet

I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetable

For years I didn't think women had heads

If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn

I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?

Remember our motto: We ain't got it

That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring