Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 9 votes

Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.89 from: 9 votes

I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes

The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.1 from: 10 votes

Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.29 from: 7 votes

Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.2 from: 5 votes

Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 4 votes