Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

You go home and tell your daddy you have the mail-man's eyes

Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.

I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.

The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18

Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!

Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist

Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish