Al Bundy

Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

You know medium, the sizes between small and you!

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.8 from: 10 votes

A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 18 votes

Unlike you, I got married and now all my life is screwed up

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.57 from: 7 votes

Pretty women make us buy beer, ugly women make us drink beer

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 24 votes

"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.45 from: 47 votes

This is not about sex, is it? Because I don't know anything about that.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.89 from: 9 votes

Ahhh, Home Sweet Hell

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.25 from: 8 votes