All One Liners and Comebacks

One Liners

I don't have a solution, I just love the problem.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

Take my advice, I never did.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

One Liners

If you think talk is cheap, try to hire a lawyer.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.75 from: 4 votes

Al Bundy

We could always look at the poor people who were less fortunate than us and feel better. Well, let's find a mirror.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes

Al Bundy

"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 1.92 from: 13 votes