"Marcy": What did Peggy get you Al? "Al": Irregularity.
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.07 from: 15 votes
On the good side, life is half over.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.75 from: 4 votes
If your father didn't lace that lemonade, with vermouth, I'd be single
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 12 votes
I'm jealous of anybody not married to you
This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.44 from: 16 votes
I haven't been interested in girls in the past. Seeing you in the morning can do that to a guy.
This One-liner joke is rated: 1.67 from: 3 votes