You will never find someone like me!!
That's the point!
This comeback is rated: 3 from: 4 votes
That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votes
They call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 2 votes
I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.67 from: 6 votes
Blow the horn if you like peace and quiet!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes
You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.
This comeback is rated: 4.14 from: 14 votes
Too many of your birthdays can kill you
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votes