All One Liners and Comebacks

Comebacks

You will never find someone like me!!
That's the point!

This comeback is rated: 1.63 from: 8 votes

One Liners

That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

One Liners

They call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes

One Liners

I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.71 from: 24 votes

One Liners

Blow the horn if you like peace and quiet!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes

Comebacks

You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.

This comeback is rated: 3.95 from: 22 votes

One Liners

Too many of your birthdays can kill you

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes