You will never find someone like me!!
That's the point!
This comeback is rated: 1.78 from: 9 votes
That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes
They call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!
This One-liner joke is rated: 4.25 from: 4 votes
I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.63 from: 32 votes
Blow the horn if you like peace and quiet!
This One-liner joke is rated: 2.33 from: 3 votes
You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.
This comeback is rated: 3.95 from: 22 votes
Too many of your birthdays can kill you
This One-liner joke is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes