All One Liners and Comebacks

Comebacks

You will never find someone like me!!
That's the point!

This comeback is rated: 3 from: 4 votes

One Liners

That moment when you have an awesome comeback but you can't say it because it would end the friendship

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.33 from: 3 votes

One Liners

They call it PMS cause Mad Cow Disease was already taken!

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

One Liners

I proposed. She said NO. I lived happily ever after.

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.67 from: 6 votes

One Liners

Blow the horn if you like peace and quiet!

This One-liner joke is rated: 2.5 from: 2 votes

Comebacks

You're just another living proof that evolution can go backward.

This comeback is rated: 4.14 from: 14 votes

One Liners

Too many of your birthdays can kill you

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.17 from: 6 votes