All One Liners and Comebacks

Comebacks

Of course I'm smarter than you. You're just too stupid to see it.

This comeback is rated: 2.71 from: 17 votes

One Liners

Fact number 75179. You parents had sex!

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes

One Liners

A computer bet me in chess. I kicked its ass in Kung-fu.

This One-liner joke is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

One Liners

It's not cheating till you get caught!

This One-liner joke is rated: 4 from: 6 votes

Comebacks

Stop crying like a little girl, give your sister her bra back, and man up a little bit.

This comeback is rated: 3.25 from: 4 votes

Comebacks

I would like to fart in a bag and shove it over your head.

This comeback is rated: 3.4 from: 5 votes

Comebacks

It is a good act, Oscar material.

This comeback is rated: 3.63 from: 19 votes