All One Liners and Comebacks

Comebacks

If anyone ever doubted you were a faggot, you sure cleared that one up.

This comeback is rated: 3.56 from: 18 votes

Comebacks

I personally would not trust you to feed my goldfish while I'm away, you would only kill it and then blame someone else for it.

This comeback is rated: 3 from: 7 votes

One Liners

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!

This One-liner joke is rated: 4.67 from: 3 votes

Comebacks

That still makes me twice as clever as you!

This comeback is rated: 3.5 from: 8 votes

Comebacks

Sorry I'm having a headache on Saturday night!

This comeback is rated: 2.6 from: 5 votes

Comebacks

So you lost your virginity? Nevah! I'm saving myself for you. I want my first time to be special.

This comeback is rated: 1 from: 2 votes

One Liners

You're like the little kid at school, hiding behind everyone, shouting "Get them!"

This One-liner joke is rated: 3 from: 1 votes