Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.4 from: 5 votes

I'm hungry enough to block a colon

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

Healthy people are like dinosaurs. They're not fit to survive

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Peg we've been married for 17 years. Can't we just be friends?

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Standing here with my loving family, I wonder why I'm running from the axe

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Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes

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This is my week off, so pack up, get the kids and I'll see you in a week

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.6 from: 5 votes