Married With Children One Liners & Quotes

Al Bundy

Love is not only blind but stupid

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4 from: 2 votes

Computers and women are ruining the country

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.8 from: 5 votes

I was driving home. God knows why

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.86 from: 7 votes

Except for the day before the day I met you, this is the happiest day of my life

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 4.1 from: 10 votes

I'm a living example of how the brain really doesn't need blood to work

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.5 from: 4 votes

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 2.75 from: 8 votes

They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother

This Al Bundy quote is rated: 3.67 from: 6 votes