Latest Al Bundy One Liners & Quotes

They need us just as much as we need them. Why? Because we can do the job and you can't take a battery home to meet your mother

Now son, look here, these redwood-trees they're over a thousand years old. I'm gonna cut me one of these down and use for a base for my satellite dish

Run like Mexican water through a first-time tourist

Where the beer gives you gas and the Bundys kick ass... At the Nudie Bar

I can't sleep with that damn woman in my bed!

Marcy, the part with the cups goes in front

I left high-school, lost the will to live and here I am